There is not one single game in the whole wide world that is more fast paced than this.
Do not adjust your set. Chances are, you can see nothing in the screenshot to the right of this text. That is because there is very, very little to see. In this game you literally have no defences and are battling an ever growing armada of jittery red pixels. It’s fast paced to the power of ten.
Speaking of ten, that was my own personal goal in this game. In a game where the only goal is to stay alive, there is nothing much more to do than set your own goals. Mine was to stay alive for ten seconds. Yes, that’s right: I attempted – and failed – to play this game for more than ten consecutive seconds at a time.
That’s not to say this game is hard, oh, no. Unlike… well, anything… you don’t need to collect stuff. There is no resource management. You don’t level up and your progress can not be saved. There is one simple task to complete – stay alive. I finally managed to do it for ten seconds. Can you do any better?